[Solution] Tired Clues

The answer to each of the clues is a model of car with length equal to the number in parentheses:

(Honda) ACCORD
(Chevrolet) NOVA
(Kia) SOUL
(Jeep) WRANGLER
(Ford) ESCORT
(Isuzu) RODEO
(Amc) EAGLE
(Mitsubishi) LANCER
(Ford) EXPLORER
(Chevrolet) CAVALIER
(Ford) TAURUS
(Jeep) RENEGADE
(Chevrolet) IMPALA
(Dodge) CHARGER
(Jeep) CHEROKEE
(Toyota) AVALON
(Ford) RANGER

The first letters of the car models spell out ANSWER ELECTRIC CAR. The answer is ELECTRIC CAR.

[Solution] Meow

This is a word search containing the names of 29 different cat breeds. The full list is:

ABYSSINIAN
BAMBINO
BENGAL
BIRMAN
BURMESE
EGYPTIAN MAU
GERMAN REX
KANAANI
KORAT
MINSKIN
MINUET
MUNCHKIN
OCICAT
PERSIAN
RAGAMUFFIN
RAGDOLL
RUSSIAN WHITE
SAVANNAH
SCOTTISH FOLD
SIAMESE
SIBERIAN
SOKOKE
SPHINX
SUPHALAK
THAI LILAC
TOYGER
TURKISH ANGORA
TURKISH VAN
YORK CHOCOLATE

The completed grid looks like this:

The unused letters in the puzzle, read from top to bottom, spell out TODAY’S ANSWER: BRITISH BLUE. The answer is BRITISH BLUE.

[Solution] Cross the Road

This metapuzzle uses the answers from the previous eight puzzles: DITTO, PANAMA, PADLOCKS, REPROGRAM, PIPE WRENCH, TURBOCHARGE, CLIMBING FRAMES, and TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA. Solvers will notice that each of the answers is the same length as one of the groups of boxes in the grid. Making sure to follow the direction of the traffic arrows, the answers may be entered as so:

The puzzle states that it only takes three steps for the chicken to cross the road. This suggests placing letters into the remaining yellow cells to make three-letter words. Many of these cells have a few options, but only one set of words creates an answer:

The middle letters spell out the answer ROADS SCHOLAR, a play on Rhodes Scholar, and the answer to the riddle posed in the flavor text.

[Solution] Chain-Link Crossing

Each of the clues leads to a five-letter answer. These answers are:

  • 1) CAUSE
  • 2) EAGLE
  • 3) PURSE
  • 4) BINGO
  • 5) LUNGS
  • 6) BUICK
  • 7) GAMER
  • 8) COBRA
  • 9) FORCE
  • 10) FJORD
  • 11) COMMA
  • 12) JIFFY
  • 13) GLAND
  • 14) DAFFY
  • 15) ALONE
  • 16) OBEYS
  • A) PERIL
  • B) CAIR0
  • C) CLUED
  • D) LILAC
  • E) ROMEO
  • F) CURLY
  • G) POLKA
  • H) PAUSE

Each of these answers fit into the grid with its five letters in the five cells surrounding its clue letter or number:

There is a bit of ambiguity around the outside, which is not necessary to resolve in order to solve the puzzle. However, it can also be resolved by discovering that the outer letters, read top-to-bottom and left-to-right, spell out the clue phrase USE UNNUMBERED MIDDLES. This tells us to read the eight lettered (unnumbered) middle squares of the words, which spell out (again in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order, which is also in alphabetical order) the answer PADLOCKS.

[Solution] Cross the Tubes

Each of the squares must be rotated until all the tubes form a single connected network with no tubes ending randomly at the end of a cell. The completed map looks like this:

The pipes within the white region look like the letters PIPE WRENCH, the answer to this puzzle.

[Solution] Cross-Breeding

Each of these creatures is a blend of two different pokémon: CETITAN and FALINKS, CONKELDURR and HOUNDSTONE, HITMONLEE and METAGROSS, HOOTHOOT and PARASECT, and MUDKIP and PIDGEY. After identifying the pokémon, the key to solving this puzzle is noticing that each pair of pokémon have names that are the same length.

Each pair of pokémon also share exactly one letter which is in the same position for both (i.e., both CETITAN and FALINKS have an I in the fourth position). The pairs of pokémon are also all different lengths, one set each for lengths from six up to ten letters. Ordering the matching letters by length of the pokémon names give the answer DITTO.

  • MUDKIP/PIDGEY (6 letters) – D
  • CETITAN/FALINKS (7 letters) – I
  • HOOTHOOT/PARASECT (8 letters) – T
  • HITMONLEE/METAGROSS (9 letters) – T
  • CONKELDURR/HOUNDSTONE (10 letters) – O

[Solution] Criss Cross Clues

Solvers are given relatively simple clues for lists of words, given in alphabetical order by answer. The complete word list is:

  • EDEN
  • HEEL
  • HEIR
  • HOOF
  • OAHU
  • ROOM
  • AMBER
  • CHARM
  • CHART
  • DEBUG
  • DOUBT
  • DREAM
  • HELEN
  • HOMES
  • IGLOO
  • ILIAD
  • IVORY
  • OMAHA
  • OMEGA
  • ORANG
  • REELS
  • REIGN
  • SLEEP
  • TITLE
  • BOLERO
  • DURIAN
  • FAMILY
  • FIDGET
  • HAIRDO
  • METRIC
  • WICKED
  • BROTHER
  • EMPTIER
  • TORNADO
  • CASHMERE
  • ELEPHANT
  • HABANERO
  • INCREASE

These answers fit into the grid exactly one way:

As directed by the flavor text, the letters on the two main diagonals, read top to bottom, spell out the answer CLIMBING FRAMES.

[Solution] Diagramless Minicrosswords

In these diagramless crosswords, the black squares and numbers are not given in the grid and have to be determined based on the answers and how they can fit together. The completed grids look like this:

Once the grids are complete, the white squares in each grid make the shape of a letter. In order, these letters spell out the answer REPROGRAM.

[Solution] Crossed Words

This is a normal crossword, except that three of the entries (8-Across, 23-Across, and 15-Down) are unclued. The completed grid looks like this:

In clue order, the three unclued entries make the phrase FEAR TOWARD THIRTEEN. This is a clue for the answer, TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA. One extra nod to this is that the grid for this puzzle is 13×13.

[Solution] Picross-Country

This puzzle type is known alternatively as nonogram and picross. Each row or column heading tells the size in order of each of the connected stretches of black cells in that row or column. This one has a relatively straightforward solving path, beginning by using the longest clues to figure out which cells must be black, and using those cells to figure out which cells in the crossing rows must be white, continuing from there.

The completed grid

As suggested by the title of the puzzle, the completed grid looks like a map of a country, and a little research will reveal that this country is PANAMA.