[Solution] What a Card

Each of the clues leads to a phrase beginning with the name of a card, given in order from ace to king:

  • Jim Carrey role: ACE Ventura
  • Opinion: TWO cents
  • Nursery rhyme characters: THREE blind mice
  • Schoolyard game: FOUR square
  • Chinese seasoning: FIVE spice
  • Amusement park: SIX Flags
  • What you might sail: SEVEN seas
  • Beatles hit: EIGHT Days a Week
  • What a cat has allegedly: NINE lives
  • Religious rules: TEN Commandments
  • Personification of winter: JACK Frost
  • Rapper and actress: QUEEN Latifah
  • The Jungle Book character: KING Louie

The cards given with each clue are the length of the answers, not counting the card names. This allows solvers to create a cipher key based on the answers. For example, the first row of cards spells out VENTURA, so the ace of diamonds must represent V, the two of clubs is E, etc.

Applying this cipher to the unclued cards at the bottom spells out the phrase A TWO SLANGILY. A slang term for two, used most commonly when referring to cards, is DEUCE.

[Solution] Missing Vowels

Each of the rows is missing all of its vowels. Once the words are reconstituted, they look like this:

  • Star Wars Characters:
  • PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA (11)
  • COUNT DOOKU (6)
  • ADMIRAL ACKBAR (7)
  • Classic Board Games:
  • THE GAME OF LIFE (11)
  • SNAKES AND LADDERS (4)
  • BATTLESHIP (6)
  • Fictional Trains:
  • THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE (10)
  • THE POLAR EXPRESS (5)
  • HOGWARTS EXPRESS (4)
  • School Subjects:
  • ENGLISH (7)
  • MATHEMATICS (7)
  • EARTH SCIENCE (4)
  • US States:
  • OKLAHOMA (4)
  • NEVADA (3)
  • OHIO (1)
  • Pokemon:
  • MEWTWO (5)
  • EEVEE (4)
  • ALAKAZAM (2)
  • Animals:
  • SPIDER (2)
  • HORSESHOE CRAB (12)
  • SIBERIAN TIGER (9)

Indexing into each of the full answers by the given numbers reveals the phrase I’d like to what a vowel, Pat. This is a reference to a commonly spoken phrase on Wheel of Fortune, where contestants must buy vowels. The answer is BUY.

[Solution] The Long and Short of It

This puzzle consists of seven very simple mazes, each with a single yellow line through it. Solving the mazes and paying special attention to where the path intersects with that line gives the following:

The flavor text of the the puzzle references both Samuel and telegraph, suggesting that Morse code is necessary to get the answer. Reading the path/yellow line overlaps as dots and dashes gives . ... -.-. .- .--. . ... which translates to ESCAPES, the answer to the puzzle.

[Solution] Binary Logic

Each of the words can be preceded by either TRUE or FALSE to make a common phrase. (In certain cases, the reverse can also be a phrase, but it is always quite rare.):

  • FALSE PRETENSES
  • TRUE BLOOD
  • FALSE EQUIVALENCE
  • FALSE WITNESS
  • FALSE EYELASHES
  • TRUE BLUE
  • TRUE DEER
  • TRUE TO FORM
  • FALSE ACCUSATION
  • TRUE CRIME
  • TRUE COLORS
  • TRUE BELIEVER
  • FALSE BOTTOM
  • FALSE FLAG
  • TRUE BUGS
  • FALSE PROPHET
  • FALSE IMPRISONMENT
  • TRUE STORY
  • TRUE TO LIFE
  • FALSE DICHOTOMY
  • TRUE DETECTIVE
  • FALSE TEETH
  • FALSE ADVERTISING
  • TRUE VALUE
  • FALSE ALARM
  • TRUE NORTH
  • TRUE TYPE
  • TRUE O’BRIEN
  • FALSE START
  • TRUE ENOUGH
  • FALSE POSITIVE
  • FALSE COGNATE

Converting these True/False answers to binary (TRUE=1, FALSE=0) gives 01000111 01110010 01101001 01110100. The flavor text clues ASCII which can turn eight-bit binary numbers into characters. Translating these four numbers gives Grit. The answer is GRIT.